The car that Tops One drove around the United States over the span of four months is memorialized in a sticker. If you support spontanaeity, creativity and if you want to support TOPS1ONE's music (and maybe another road trip) this is the way to go!
TOPS1ONE FOUR DOOR BUCKET Sticker INFOMERCIAL:
TOM: You may be a collector of stickers, in that case, you don't want to miss out on this limited edition sticker printed on FedEx shipping labels! This is a one time offer, folks, we only have fifty. . . wait. . . thirty-nine left in stock. Don't leave the website without purchasing this limited edition "TOPS1ONE FOUR DOOR BUCKET" sticker. The piece of shit car that TOPS1ONE has driven around the country has been memorialized in a limited edition sticker. . .
ALICIA: Tom, talk about the quality of the paper.
TOM: Oh, yes, Alicia, the paper is thin and it is not laminated. . .
ALICIA: Correct, Tom. The paper is excellent quality, and the design is one of a kind.
TOM: Right, Alicia. Like I said, the paper is thin and it is not laminated. This wouldn't last long outdoors. It may serve a better purpose on a laptop, refrigerator, or any where else you'd like to look at TOPS1ONE'S graffiti and shitty car during your daily routine of gaming, porn, chicken nuggets, and Diet Dr. Pepper. I would personally place this sticker on the bottom of my toilet so I could deficate on it every day.
ALICIA: Tom, let me cut you off for just a sec. Okay, folks, these things've been selling like TOPS1ONE'S debut album will sell when it's released.
TOM: Selling like meth at a Motel 6, folks.
ALICIA: TWENTY NINE MORE! I can barely keep it together. Folks at home, this is the deal of a lifetime! These stickers are an handsome addition to any music fan's collection. TOPS1ONE makes great business decisions, and that's why we work for him. He's so generous, folks, and it's time to pay it forward. Pick up one of these stickers today, and help support TOPS1ONE on his rise to the top.
TOM: Okay, Alicia. I'm fucking sick of you always praising this piece of shit. OOOOOHHHHHH, LOOK AT ME, I'M A FAT WHITE RAPPER AND DROVE A PIECE OF SHIT GRANDMA CAR AROUND THE COUTNRY! Big fucking deal! I have a Master's degree in Business Marketing, TOPS1ONE should be working for me!
ALICIA: Oh, yeah, Tom, sure. You had a 2.0 GPA in grad school, and you went to class high on cocaine most of the time. Plus, you raped that girl. . . Dude, you should be in prison right now! Enough of this shit. Jose, cut the camera! This is over. I'm going to the spa.
TOPS1ONE: Welp. Thanks for watchin' everyone. Even if you don't buy a sticker, remember that TOPS1ONE loves you! Tom, you're a fuckin' pussy, and you're fired. By the way, that cocaine you've been sniffing isn't cocaine. It's a crushed caffeine pill mixed up with just a dash of Orajel, you little bitch.