Storms

Weird Al Yank A Bitch,

Shank A Bitch.

Give me your money,

Thank you, bitch.

Eat a lung like Big Lurch.

Put a gun in her pussy like Brotha Lynch.

Couldn't stomach it, not in front of kids.

The illuminati run this shit.

Took the bun out the oven wasn't don't just yet,

and kicked it like a football over a fence.

Aye, bitch, you rap? Yeah?

Wrap those lips around this dick.

Big fat bastard with the fattest tip.

Got a big ass gun with a banana clip.

Gorilla warfare aint nobody realer.

Mind of a child and eyes of a killer.

Billion bucks is my network, my nigga.

Billions and billions and billions and billions.

That's right, bitch, fuck them all.

Got the biggest balls when beer's involved.

They threatened my life and I'm still here tall.

Now, I'm killing you all in America's mall.

Stick the weed in a Raw. Hitting it raw.

Not more than just me who I'm doing this for.

Head to the store cuz' I needed some more.

We pour and we pour and we pour and we pour.

Glock in the whore. Rockin' it forth.

Bitch cut me off so I'm stopping her Porsch.

Robbin' the whore.

Dropping her corpse near a pasture where she can admire a horse.

Oh, look at it gallop, look at it run.

Don't look at me, bitch, look at my gun.

Just give me the money or meet with the son.

Now, everyone smile cuz' we're having fun. (Chorus)

I live in a dream where I'm chased by these killers.

The liquor is pure I know the distillers.

Most of these people scream nobody realer.

It's all watered down and most if it's filler.

You can't see CA without my brain.

Before I die I'm flying a plane.

My sentence is bigger than Andy Duphrane's.

My ego feels large as sequoias in flames.

She said I'm lame, look at this dame.

Gangster is faker than dollar sign chains.

I drive in the summer, drive in the rain.

Wherever I go it's the same old regime.

I told her let's fuck, we bang and we bang.

Like Pops won't be home he's staying in late.

She stepped to my bed and that pussy got ate.

According to Dan this is my fate.

Half retarded don't get me started.

How'd it all start? Shit, the chicken farted.

My desires cannot be bartered.

My reputation cannot be tarnished.

I was born with noose. Scar on my side like Christ.

Screaming fuck tar.

And I just won't die cuz I live large.

This is my mind when I get charged.

Top it all. I'm hip hop and I'm rock and roll.

Sippin' a Rolling Rock when I phone the cops.

I'm not on parole.

Advocate for evil shit, I'm burning in flames.

Fuck a nerve. I'm hitting a vain.

Hands tied in the psych ward because I'm going insane.

This is my world, made from the soil and grain.