16 Bars You're Gonna' Need / Acapella #21

You're gonna need

Adrian's 8 ball,

Hate from Adolf,

Bernie Maidoff,

Radars, rayon,

Woods who play golf,

Spray from raid bombs,

Your pops who stayed gone,

Men who strayed off.

Chicks who came on.

Sang the same song.

Gongs from Hong Kong.

You ain't a killer, Tran.

You never killed a man with bare hands.

You a dingleberry.

You're the shit in dirty pants.

You're gonna need a floating tank.

King Arthur's holy shank.

1980's Trucker crank.

All the money from the global bank.

The most potent stank from the dirtest skank.

Gorillas, apes, the monkey from the death face tapes.

Baby rape.

Madusa's snakes.

A firey lake in which the serpents break.

Batman's cape.

A bunch of grapes.

A delicious crape.

What's the difference between me and you?

You a glory chasing money chasing dumb ass fool.

I was a socialist since the days it wasn't cool.

Bernie Sanders in an all white ranger

You all my babies little Jesus in a manger.

The world where I'm from, there's nothing stranger.

Control your anger before I finger bang ya'.

I'm a humanist. On your computer this human is talking about computer chips.

Where the hell is the newest list of mutant crips who don't listen to God let alone this stupid bitch?

You ain't filthy rich you silly hillbilly wealth is just a collection of dumb money.

Money does grow on trees. It seems to me that stupidity is the world's worst disease.

Worse than Covid 19 from the Chinese.

Worse than bed bugs ticks and fleas.

Worse than misinformation on the TV.

I guess it's not our fault.

We were thrown into the world that was already here.

Given cures from quacks and puppeteers.

As we learned the language and social norms we were dozing with weed and beer.

It's never over.

I'm finally sober, but I was never much of an alcoholic anyways.

The 24 hour binges probably kept me from getting sane.

They said I'm stepping into penny lane.

That I'm not a player in this city game.

But I'm all city, and one day I'm'a fly a plane.

Im'a write my name TOPS1ONE in a ball of flames.

And under it will say saw, conquered, and came.

And then I'll self implode or combust on the road.

Tell the internet I'm in another mode. Why the fuck would I waste time learning to code?

Lick the part between my balls and hole, yeah the chode.

Tell Shakespeare he shouldn't have came here.

And stop sippin gay beer, I chug budweiser.